I have always been haunted by the question of why I got into professional astronomy as opposed to becoming a rock star or a traveling salesman. So, in one of my moments of weakness, I put together a 100-question, True/False Survey of what I thought were statements that might distinguish professional astronomers from other equally stimulating and profitable professions...like short order cooks " Do you want catchup with that sir?" or stock brokers, "Looks like a bull market to me!!". I distributed this questionare to 20 astronomers and 25 non-astronomers, and sat patiently while the results came in. So here is what I discovered. I will phrase each statement so that the reverse is what the other group voted as true most of the time.